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Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	6089
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Potions Brewed:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	169

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!