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EggWars Minecraft Server

Agreement, Boundaries, Breakfast, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, eggs, Eggwars, Etiquette, Food, Frustration, groceries, Household, living situation, Minecraft, roommate, roommates, selfish, Server, sharing, theft, unreasonable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!

Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!

MomzillaWeddingRage

Blaming, family divided, family event, favorite bakery, full on rampage, furious, INTENSE, MomzillaWeddingRage, mortified, OCD, overreacted, panic mode, particular, precious baby, special day, tense situation, unnecessary drama, Wedding, wedding cake, Yelling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mines Excavated:	2695	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family wedding gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the game, when suddenly, your in-game mom (played by a hilariously over-the-top admin) starts freaking out because she thinks you forgot to mine it. She’ll chase you around the virtual world, knocking over tables and causing chaos, all while yelling at you for almost ruining the game.

But fear not, because in the end, you’ll realize it was all just a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. So come join our server for a gaming experience like no other, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Santa’sCraft SMP – Jolly Builds & Creepy Caves

Builds, Caves, christmas, christmas decorations, christmas dinner, christmas movies, christmas music, Christmas shopping, christmas tree, creepy, family time, festive activities, gift giving, Holiday Celebrations, holiday preparations, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, jolly, joy and cheer, quality time, Santa Claus, SantasCraft, smp, Traditions, winter wonderland

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring ol’ Christmas traditions like eating turkey and opening presents? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our lit Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Christmas by building giant snowmen and having epic snowball fights!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold crazy dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie pigmen who love to break out into spontaneous dance numbers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and spend Christmas like never before. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by on his sleigh made of diamond blocks. It’s gonna be a holly jolly time, trust me!

FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

UkrainianCraft: Burning Warehouses & New Skills

Attack, Burning, burns, capabilities, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fire, international relations, Military, new, power, Reveals, Russian, SECURITY, Shahed, Skills, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, warehouse, Warehouses

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up burns a Russian shahed warehouse and reveals some insane new abilities? Like, you gotta join this server ASAP if you wanna witness some next level drama and action.

Picture this: Ukraine rolling up to the warehouse like “boom, boom, burn baby burn” and then BAM, they start flexing their new superpowers like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna be part of the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and witness some jaw-dropping moments, then you better join this server right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this server. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty Christmas Shopping

busy, christmas, Crafty, crowded, Eve, family, Festive, festive season, Gifts, holiday, last minute, personal time, procrastination, Relaxation, retail therapy, self-care, shopping, shopping spree, stress, Time management, tradition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	843
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, u know when u wait until the last minute to do ur christmas shopping? well, this server is like that but with a twist! instead of stressing out and fighting crowds at the mall, u can come chill with us and mine some diamonds!

picture this: u and ur friends are running around in a winter wonderland, building snowmen and decorating trees, all while avoiding creepers and zombies. it’s like a holiday movie, but with more explosions!

plus, santa claus himself visits the server every night to give out gifts to all the good little players. and rumor has it, if u leave out cookies and milk for him, he’ll even leave u a special present under ur virtual tree.

so come join us for some festive fun and maybe even find some holiday cheer in the form of pixelated blocks. who needs last-minute shopping when u can have a jolly good time on this server?

BigCookcraftB Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BigCookcraftB, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, personal account, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Farms Harvested:	414	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

The owner of the server “BigCookcraftB” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bigcookcraftb.aternos.me:25055

DarkLight

darklight, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

Overview:

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21. It is a classic prison server with no P2W advantages. If you give it a chance you won’t regret it. Come climb through the ranks of this unique and competitive server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	139.99.136.69:25585
Is there any pay-to-win advantages?	No, there are no pay-to-win advantages on this server.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.21.

Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

1.20.3, Blumpft, broken trust, changing opinions, consequences, Disappointment, disillusionment, early regrets, hindsight realization, nobody told, political decisions, political surprises, regret, regretful, second thoughts, Supporters, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unfulfilled promises, voter regret., voter remorse, voters, Votes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of epicness! Forget boring old servers, this one is like a unicorn riding a rainbow into battle with a dragon!

I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!

The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!

‘Americans be like: Minecraft SMP Madness’

american culture, AMERICANS, be like, Cultural differences, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated reactions, funny, humor, internet humor, internet trends, madness, meme, millennial humor, Minecraft, reaction videos, relatable, smp, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Unbearable, viral

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Towns Built:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!