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MemeCraft LOLZ

Accuracy, Authenticity, credibility, Debunked, facts, funny, humor, internet, lolz, meme, Memecraft, Misinformation, ONLINE, satire, skepticism, social media, trending, Truth, Truth or fiction, validity, viral, viral content

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes! So come on down and see how true this meme really is – but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4127	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

CraftyDirect LOLz

Advancements, anticipation, aspirations, CraftyDirect, Developments, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, forecasting, future plans, goals, hopes, lolz, next direct, opportunities, outlook, Possibilities, predictions, Projections, Prospects, strategy, trends, Upcoming Changes, vision

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2330
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mines Excavated:	1270	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LMAOcraft – LOLz & Lava, Fappy Fun Times Await! Join ‘/dft/’ Discord for extra LOLs!

Adult, Await, Community, dft, Discord, discussion, Edition, explicit, EXTRA, FANTASY, Fappy, fetishes, Fun, high test behavior, jerk off, Join, kink, lava, Liking, LMAOcraft, lols, lolz, monstergirls, NSFW, post tags, previous, Roleplay, taboo, Talky, Times

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a little… alone time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its high test behavior, especially if you’re into monstergirls. Join us and unleash your inner beast (literally)! Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy and scandalous? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the fapping begin!

Brown Dust 2 LOLz – #96

anniversary, Banners, bd2g, BROWN, Brown Dust 2, Cutscenes, dust, Events, fan art event., FAQ, fiend hunt, gameplay, Jrpg, lolz, MODERN, Patch, patch notes, progression checklist, resource kit, service, Shops, storytelling, support message event, tactical, Trailer, turn based, Updates

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we combine the classic gameplay of building and survival with the visual appeal of modern-day titles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s a possibility)!

Imagine building your own world, crafting your own weapons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your friends by your side. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a limited edition Water Mage named Respected Master Roxy who will help you conquer all your enemies with her magical powers?

But wait, there’s more! We have a character system update that will totally change the way you play the game, plus a Bingo Board event where you can win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about the upcoming Fiend Hunt event where you can show off your fire skills and dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Brown Dust 2 Master. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta do it!

FunkyCraft – Friday Night LOLz

AMA, Blog post, Download, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, FunkyCraft, link compilation, lolz, madness, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, night, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Play, QT Burger Edition, Resources, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme, update

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you could ever dream of, including a Friday Night Funkin’ General where you can discuss the game, fan-made creations, and even series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for Week #2540 – QT Burger Edition, where we’ll be serving up some funky beats and delicious burgers. In the news, the Weekend 1 update has just been released, so get ready to groove to some new tunes!

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to create your own funky mods. And don’t forget to visit our /funkg/ Mod Wiki, Link Compilation, and OP Template for all your Friday Night Funkin’ needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a funky good time! Just be prepared to dance your blocks off and have the time of your virtual life. See you there!

KabuCraft LOLz

Adventure, Chapter 36, Comic, Coming of Age, Daily Kabu no Isaki, Daily Life, Door, emotional, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, illustrated, japanese, Journey, KabuCraft, lolz, Manga, Mystery, series, slice of life, Supernatural

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	322	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our infamous Chapter 36: Door.

Legend has it that once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a mysterious door in the server. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to open it. Little did they know, this door led to a secret realm filled with endless diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear!

But here’s the catch – only those who join our server can find this magical door. It’s like a treasure hunt, but way cooler because you get to mine and build while you search for it. Plus, we have flying pigs that drop bacon and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds. Yes, you read that right.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, join our server and see if you can uncover the secrets of Chapter 36: Door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ

Christ, cuck, CuckCraft, day off, first 3 pages, Gay, Gaytopia, get a job, INCREASE, Job, lolz, Poland, Population, Swear, tenfold, Threads, what the fuck, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Potions Brewed:	188	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6999

Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

Crafty Krauts LOLZ

4chan, activist groups, celebrate, child pornography, controversial, Crafty, crime, decriminalizes, derefer, Ethics, germany, Germany wtf quit grooming, Krauts, Legal, lolz, News, pedophile, quit grooming, society, URL, VALUETAINMENT, WTF

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Germany decriminalizing child pornography? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pedophile activist groups are celebrating with us! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience where anything goes. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers who are actually just misunderstood. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

Minecraft LOLz: Seth’s Server

Blamed, cancelled deals, Competition, destroyed reputations, Effort, faked, lolz, lost collaboration, Minecraft, MSM, networking, new talent, paid on time, ponzi scheme, Practice, sabotage, Server, Seth Weinstein, Seth’s, Streamers, successful vtubers, vile posts, Vtuber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	98
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Zombie Dances:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, sabotage, and Ponzi schemes!

Imagine a world where streamers are slandered, deals are cancelled, and reputations are destroyed all because of one man – Seth Weinstein! Join our server to witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through the aftermath of Seth’s alleged misdeeds.

But that’s not all! Ever wondered what it would be like to be a part of a group of women struggling to improve their vtuber practice, only to have their efforts wiped out by false accusations? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

And don’t even get us started on MSM – allegedly a Ponzi scheme that is taking the vtubing world by storm. Join us to uncover the truth behind this shady operation and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and thrilling?

RedundancyCraft Minecraft Server

Dates.., fanfiction, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, harem, KISSES, light novel, light-hearted, Minecraft, POLYGAMY, Redundancy volume, RedundancyCraft, Rifujin, romance, Romantic adventures, Rudy, Server, sex, wish come true, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, Wives

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crops Grown:	7203	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	72	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ores Mined:	4362
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Rudy from Rifujin’s Redundancy series is the star of the show, romancing not one, not two, but three wives! Join us for epic dates, romantic adventures, and plenty of smooches and steamy moments. Who needs diamonds when you have a love like this? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyShades Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, CraftyShades, Expectations, friendship, holiday, Lake, lost item, Minecraft, park, peer pressure, personal belongings, reimbursement, Server, Summer, sunbathe, sunglasses, swimming, unreasonable, vintage, water activities

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	4257	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as losing your favorite sunglasses in a murky lake? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head like trying to find those sunglasses underwater.

Imagine a world where you can swim with your friends, build epic structures, and maybe even prank each other like that friend who pushed your head underwater. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with sunglasses just for you!

So come on, join us on this server where anything is possible, even getting your sunglasses back from the depths of the lake. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? See you there!

SleepyCraft: No Wakey Wakey Hubby

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, consideration, Empathy, Hubby, husband, insomnia, marital conflict, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, morning routine, morning routine disruption, relationship, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SleepyCraft, summer break, Teacher, Understanding, wakey

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Star Shards Collected:	298
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	8961	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of being woken up early in the morning by your loving husband who just wants to give you a kiss goodbye? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can sleep in as late as you want without any interruptions! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to a world where you can finally get the rest you deserve. Plus, no judgment here if you want to build a giant pillow fort to hide from your husband’s morning kisses!

Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	175	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	4487

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	94
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	1258	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mines Excavated:	4112	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	3

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