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FutureCraft Minecraft Server

Conversation, Curiosity, discovery, emotions, family, Future, FutureCraft, generations, grandchildren, Legacy, Meeting, Memories, Minecraft, questions, relationships, reunion, science fiction, Server, Surprise, Technology, Time paradox, time travel, Wonder

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	85

Are there flying pigs in Minecraft now? No? Well, then you better join our server where pigs soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels! Your grandkids will be so impressed with your futuristic knowledge of Minecraft advancements. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the most legendary creature in the game! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through pixelated insanity on our server. Your grandkids will thank you for it!

Hate2LoveEatsMC

acquired taste, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, DISHES, Favorite, Flavors, Food, FRUITS, growing up, Hate2LoveEatsMC, HATED, love, Meals, PALATE, taste buds, transformation, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Remember that one food you used to despise as a kid? Well, imagine if that food was actually a Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. This server started off as the most hated food in the world, but now it’s the most delicious place to play Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world made entirely out of that one food you used to hate. Dive into a sea of broccoli forests, climb mountains of brussels sprouts, and build your dream house out of mashed potatoes. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of dessert biomes filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow lakes.

But the best part? Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a giant burger who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that his patties are made of pure diamond, so gear up and prepare for the ultimate food fight.

So come on down to our server and rediscover your love for that one food you used to hate. Who knows, you might just find yourself craving a second helping of Minecraft fun!

GazaMommyCraft Server

Analysis, CASUALTIES, children, Civilian, Conflict, data, gaza, GazaMommyCraft, investigation, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Rises, Server, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Victims, violence, War, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows! Forget about real life drama, on our server, Gaza women and children are protected by a magical forcefield that makes them invincible! You can build a castle made out of candy and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers. Plus, every time you mine a block, a kitten gets adopted by a loving family. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

TibetCraft: Revenge of India

Asia-Pacific, border conflict, China, cross-border relations, Diplomatic tension, disputed territories, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, government decision, historical claims, India, international relations, political dispute, regional politics, renaming places, RETALIATION, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Tibet, TibetCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Votes:	810	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’ll make u question ur sanity? well, do i have the server for u! we got dragons flying around, villagers doing the cha-cha, and creepers who tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always end with a bang)!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins to battle against evil mermaids. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a llama and race through the nether with a pack of zombie pigmen hot on ur tail.

oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the tibet region under china? yep, u can explore all the renamed places and even start a rebellion against the evil dictator who controls it all. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

StoveBurnerCraft

Appliance, Chef, Cooking, cooking appliance, cooking equipment, Culinary, culinary arts, favourite burner, Flame, Food, Heat, home, household appliance, kitchen, kitchen appliance, kitchen essentials, Kitchen Tools, kitchenware, Stove, stove burner, StoveBurnerCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

join dis epic minecraft server where we have a burner for every player!!! no more fighting over who gets to cook their porkchops first, cuz we got u covered with individual burners for everyone!!!

we also have a secret underground lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies for good luck in battle. trust us, it works every time.

if u join our server, u will also get a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yep, u heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

and if u ever get lost in the wilderness, just type /summon helicopter and a helicopter will appear to take u back to safety. no more getting lost and crying for help in the chat.

so come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft adventure of ur life!!! trust us, u won’t regret it.

LymphNodeCraft: Cancer Cure Quest

artificial lymph node, biomedical engineering, Cancer, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, human cells, immune response, immunotherapy, innovation, lymph node transplant, lymphatic system, LymphNodeCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Mice, oncology, Quest, researchers, study, tumor growth, tumor treatment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

so, like, imagine if you could join this epic minecraft server where we have, like, artificial lymph nodes that can, like, totally cure cancer in mice and humans! like, how crazy is that?! join us and you’ll be, like, saving lives while building epic structures and battling zombies. plus, our server has, like, magical potions that can make you fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

RoyaltyRealms SMP

117survival, 3D Models, Antigrief, artwork, Buycraft, Character customization, Claiming, Cosmetic Items, custom textures, decorations, Discord.gg/royaltyrealms, Economy, Events, Fun, furniture models, Griefprevention, Landclaiming, Latest Version, Levels, MCMMO, Minecraft, models, play.royaltyrealms.com, Playershop, Playershops, Playerwarps, Quest, Quests, Ranks, RoyaltyRealms, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Skills, smp, Survival, UIs, Updates, Voting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1

RoyaltyRealms

RoyaltyRealms is a semi-vanilla Minecraft vanilla server. We always strive to be on the latest version of Minecraft so that our players can enjoy new Minecraft updates. We offer custom textures, models, and UIs to make our server different. All artwork and 3d models are custom and specifically for this server. RoyaltyRealms gives players the ability to decorate their homes/builds with furniture models. Players may also customize their Minecraft character with cosmetic items. Join us for a fun adventure on RoyaltyRealms.

Connect at: play.royaltyrealms.com

Join our Discord: Discord.gg/royaltyrealms

play.royaltyrealms.com

Akoot&Co: Where the only thing square is the blocks! 1.20.4 Semi-Vanilla, No Map Resets

1.20.4, Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, blocks, Brewery, Chill, Community, Custom Titles, Discord integration, Keepinventory, Lore, Map, Minimal Lag, Nations, Player bases, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, SMP-like, Square, Text Formatting, Thoughtful Features, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World Map

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1


Features:
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, we offer unlimited homes for players.
Do you support Bedrock Edition?	Yes, we have Bedrock support using Geyser.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for Minecraft.
Are there timed ranks and custom titles?	Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles for players.

IRLcraft Minecraft Server

Cum, Curiosity, digital age, ethical boundaries, ethical implications, fantasy fulfillment, first load, hidden desires, IRL, IRLcraft, leaked pics, leaked vids, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, personal connections, privacy concerns, rape fantasies, Server, slutty, social media, taboo fantasies, voyeurism

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Ever wanted to see your friend’s leaked pics and videos while playing Minecraft? Or maybe you’re curious about how many people have rape fantasies? Join us and find out! Who knows, you might even shoot your first load just by looking at her! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

America’s King, Champion, creator, Darkness, Dawn, destroyer, eagle, Eagle Lord, Eldercraft, GOD, Hero, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Hope, Humanity’s Last Hope, King, Light, Master, Minecraft, Overlord, Peace, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, scholar, Server, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix, uniter

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become anything from The Elder Scholar to the Heroic Champion of the Dawn! Join us and be Humanity’s Last Hope against the evil mobs that threaten our pixelated world.

Are you ready to become the Right Hand of God and smite your enemies with divine powers? Or maybe you want to be The Phoenix, rising from the ashes every time you fall in battle.

Join us and be the Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land. Or take on the role of America’s King and rule over your own blocky kingdom.

But beware, for there are those who seek to bring chaos and destruction. Will you be The Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path? Or will you be The Creator, building magnificent structures that will stand the test of time?

Become the Overlord and command an army of minions to do your bidding. Or be The Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in friendship and cooperation.

Fly high as the Eagle Lord, soaring through the skies and surveying your domain. Or become The Master, mastering every aspect of the game and leaving your rivals in awe.

No matter what role you choose, you will be a true Minecraft legend on our server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!