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DrunkOldTimer’s Minecraft Server

alcohol, comfort, coping, downstairs, Drunk, DrunkOldTimers, escapism, family, generation gap, habits, ISOLATION, john denver, Listening, Living at home, lonely, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old-timer, Routine, self-medication, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	161	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of living with your old timer parent who won’t stop blasting John Denver while getting drunk downstairs? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise away from the chaos of real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few John Denver sing-alongs (if that’s your thing). So say goodbye to the old timer and hello to a new world of possibilities on our server!

LuckyMascotsMC SMP

anger, Bad Luck, bitterness, Competition, cursed, envy, Frustration, Jealousy, little dudes, LuckyMascotsMC, mascots, misfortune, missed opportunity, POST LUCKY MASCOTS, regret, Resentment, should’ve been me, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of being overshadowed by those pesky little Minecraft mobs? Do you feel like you deserve to be the star of the show? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where YOU are the main character! No more getting pushed around by zombies and creepers, it’s your time to shine!

Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?

But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.

ExBlockParty: No Exes Allowed!

ah, Allowed, Apology, Behavior, birthday parties, cakes, children, damages, ex husband, ExBlockParty, exclusion, Exes, family, Group Chat, inflatables, Kids, misbehaving, outbursts, SIL, Son, tantrums, Themes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	386	Dragon Eggs Found:	8897
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	119
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unruly kids at a birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of inflatable drama and cake chaos.

We promise not to let any knife-wielding children ruin your fun, and if they do, we’ll make sure they pay for the damages (unlike a certain Jane we know). Plus, we offer two parties for the price of one, just in case you need to separate the troublemakers from the well-behaved guests.

So come join us for a virtual birthday bash like no other, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

SecretSMPWhisperer

#classified information, concealed truths, Confessions, confidential matters, guarded truths, hidden confessions, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost secrets, intimate confessions, kept quiet, personal secrets, personal thoughts, private feelings, private musings, private revelations, Secrets, SecretSMPWhisperer, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed information., untold stories

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	7866

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more secrets than a gossiping llama! Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets, like who actually built that giant statue of a chicken or who keeps leaving random signs with cryptic messages around spawn. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server because there’s always some juicy drama brewing just below the surface. So come join us and see if you can uncover the biggest secret of them all – who keeps stealing all the cake from the community chest!

NoGoToCountryCraft

Adventure, AVOID, Country, culture, Curiosity, curiosity-led, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, fear, geography, Never, NoGoToCountryCraft, Personal, Politics, Safety, tourism, travel, vacation, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you feel like you’re in a never-ending geography lesson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise you’ll never have to worry about visiting the country you never want to go to because on our server, we’ve banned it! That’s right, no more pesky mobs from that country ruining your day. Join us and embark on wild adventures in a world where the only borders are the ones you build yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to that country forever!

BrickSettlersMC

brick structures, bricklaying, Bricks, BrickSettlersMC, brickwork, building materials, building process, building stability, construction, construction techniques, foundation, Masonry, Settling, settling behavior, settling patterns, settling phenomenon, settling process, settling properties, solid foundation, structural integrity, structural settlement

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	828456
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, come join this minecraft server where bricks do all the work for you! no need to worry about building, just place a brick and watch it settle itself into the perfect structure. it’s like magic, but with bricks.

we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land filled with talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time, a chicken asked me to find its lost egg in a dungeon filled with zombies. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? yeah, you can live in it if you want. just be careful of the lava moat surrounding it.

so, like, come join us on this minecraft server where the bricks settle themselves and the adventures never end. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Welcome to FroobWorld, where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream! 1.21 update, y’all!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, cream, Donations, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Ice, Land claiming, Lockette, Long-term maps, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Tpa, update, Vanilla, View distance, Votes, Yall

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Emeralds Found:	3406	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

FroobWorld Minecraft Server

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join Discord
Website	Visit Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and keep chat PG-13.
Is there a limit to land claiming size?	Within reason, there is no limit to land claiming size.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, there is a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
Are there any donation rewards?	No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

SkullCraft Minecraft Server

ancient practices, Country, cranial deformation, cultural identity, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, head measurements, head shape, head shaping, head size, indigenous cultures, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical characteristics, Server, skull binding, skull modification, skull shape, skullcraft, tight skull, traditional beliefs, traditional rituals, unique customs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3151
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1284	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you tight-skulled individuals out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and their tight skull magically expanded to fit the wackiness and fun that our server offers. They went from being a regular player to a legendary Minecraft master, all thanks to the craziness of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner tight-skulled self and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, then join our server today! Who knows, maybe your skull will expand too and you’ll become a Minecraft legend in no time.

SMP SvenCraft: The Coop Chronicles

action, Adventure, Chronicles, co-op, coop, Cooperative gameplay, First Person Shooter, Game Mods, Gaming Community, half life, LAN party, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, smp, strategy, Survival, sven coop, SvenCraft, team-based, valve, video games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

GirlbossCraft

anxiety issues, Boundaries, Calling, Classes, Communication, financial aid, GirlBossCraft, Girlfriend, grant, grown ass woman, grown woman, loans, Mechanic, ordering food, Panic, Parent, relationships, Schooling, social anxiety, University

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!

Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!

So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!