lolcows – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LOL Cows Minecraft Server
Aesthetics, attractiveness, bald, Cows, decay, Entropy, generation, hair care, hair truthers, hairstyle, life saving, Locks, lol, lolcow life, lolcows, Minecraft, Peace, raw milk truthers, sensory assault, Server, social norms, society, Struggle, truthers
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.
Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.
We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).
Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.
Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

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Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server
#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.
Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!
So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

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/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium
#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams
Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

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froggiMC
Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival
[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] | {Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1} | {Diamond Based Economy} | {Easy To Setup Chest Shops} | {Alcohol Brewery System} | {QOL} | {Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags} | {Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat} | IP: 195.35.37.212, Bedrock Port: 19132
195.35.37.212

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Pay to Play Minecraft Server
Accountability, as long as we pay, avoid consequences, breaking the law, bribery, consequences, Corruption, criminal activity, dishonesty, Escape, evade, get away, illegal behavior, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, moral decay, Pay, Play, repercussions.., Server, societal issues, unethical practices
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running for your life! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of excitement as players are constantly being chased by mobs, lava, and even other players trying to steal their precious loot.
But don’t worry, we’ve also got some crazy perks to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun?
And if you think you’re tough enough, try taking on our boss mobs that are so powerful, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken. Trust us, you’ll need all the skills and luck you can get to survive on this server.
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to get away from it all on our insane Minecraft server!

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Amazing Style Minecraft SMP
adaptation, amazing, amazing style, Game, long tail, Minecraft, smp, Style, tags, Themes, throw it away
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and styles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether, and a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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The Warriors
#addons, Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Creation, Economy, Events, Exploration, innovation, Market system, minecraft server, production chains, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Vanilla
Welcome to The Warriors, a 100 percent survival custom and Spanish-speaking Minecraft server, designed to offer a unique experience based on Slimefun.
Features: – The power of Slimefun with more than 40 addons, providing an immense variety of content and possibilities for exploration and creation. Each addon adds new objects, systems and mechanics, making the world practically endless in discoveries. – Complete automation: create complex production chains, optimize your resources and transform your base into a perfectly synchronized survival machine. – Active economy: enjoy a trading and market system between players, where you can buy, sell and exchange resources, and become the most prosperous player.
Join our weekly events where you can compete in unique challenges, earn exclusive rewards, and connect with other players in our community.
Be part of The Warriors, where adventure, innovation and community are constantly growing. Come discover everything we have to offer you and join this great Spanish-speaking community!
thewarriorsmc.ddns.net

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Victimized Minecraft Server
aggressive Hitler-sympathizers, Confederate statue debate, dating scene, gun owners, homeless people, Honduran children, mass shootings, migration debate, Minecraft, Muscatine Iowa, non-Christians, non-Whites, Northeast, Older, Server, slaveowners., State of Perpetual Victimhood, Ukraine, under $100k, under 50, urban America, victim’s land, victimized, victimized America, victimized Americans, victimized Federation, Victims, victims being crucified, victims of means, war on Gaza, west coast, White Americans, Women
Welcome to the most victimized Minecraft server out there! We have two races: non-whites and VICTIMS. Choose your side wisely! And don’t forget about our two genders: women and VICTIMS. It’s a battle for survival out here in VICTIMIZED America.
Join us if you want to be part of the VICTIM’S LAND, where the only rule is to never stop complaining about how victimized you are. We even have a special faction for those who believe slaveowners were the real victims of history – join the VICTIMS OF MEANS today!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense debates on everything from gun control to the war on Gaza. Are you ready to defend your side, whether you’re a Palestinian squatter or a member of the VICTIMIZED Federation?
So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if you’re not constantly feeling victimized, you’re not playing on the right server. Let the VICTIMIZATION begin!

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Kek’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
administration, Adventure, American politics, blumpf, controversy, current events, Epic, Government, humor, INAUGURATION, JOKE, Kek, keks, Minecraft, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, Politics, power, Presidency, satire, smp, social commentary, trump, united states
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!

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New Server IP
JLag net
Aura skills, Classic Skyblock, Custom Dungeons, custom GUIs, Custom Items, Daily Quests, elite mobs, Enchantments, Explore, JLag-net, Levels, MCMMO, minecraft server, Modes, new challenges, new structures, PvE, Quests, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survival
Welcome to JLag-net’s new minecraft server, where you can enjoy modes like survival and sky block.. – Survival: survival mode with enchantments like Mcmmo, Elite mobs, Aura skills, and more. We also added custom dungeons with custom items, new challenges, new structures to find and explore, quests, levels, and more. – Skyblock: Classic skyblock with extra features to discover, custom GUIs, daily quests, and more…
So if you are interested come check us out! 🙂
mc.jlag-net.com

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NecoCraft Academy 1.21! Minecraft server
Academy, BUILD, Communication, Community, Customizable Player Model, Datapacks, Discord, Emotecraft, gameplay, Minecraft, NecoCraft, player model, Plugins, season 1, SEASON 2, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, Vanilla
NecoCraft Academy – A subsidiary project of the NecoCraft SMP server with its own history and plot that depends on the actions of the players!Survive, build, communicate with players and based on your actions the server script can be rewritten.Academy is a vanilla+ server with datapacks and plugins that improve the gameplay without changing the vanilla theme.On our server there is a Customizable Player Model plugin that will allow you to change your skin as you like and stand out from others!There are also the already well-known Simple Voice Chat and EmoteCraft!Season 1 began on April 7, 2024 and will end on December 1, 2024!December 1 – January 3 will be the off-season!Season 2 will begin on January 4, 2025!Have time to get acquainted with Academians and join our community yourself!Academicians who distinguish themselves from others can get on SMP, you will learn about it in our discord server!
play.necoacademy.space

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