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SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!

SequelitisCraft

bad sequel, box office, Cinema, DISAPPOINTING, film, film criticism, film industry, film sequels, Hollywood, Movie, movie fans, movie franchises, movie industry, movie reviews, movie sequels, original, ruined, Sequel, SequelitisCraft, worst sequels

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	7144
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

IronFistCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9729	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!

Putin’s Block Party

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Runes Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!

LunarPupHowls

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs can actually go to the moon and howl at the ground all day long! we have a special rocket ship that only takes dogs on this wild adventure because why not? imagine the chaos of a pack of dogs barking at the moon while floating in space, it’s a sight you can’t miss! plus, once they come back to earth, they’ll have special moon powers like super speed and laser eyes. so come join us for a howling good time on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.

and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Boring SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Boring SMP is a freshly baked Minecraft server powered by FabricMC and a few quality of life mods.

We focus on creating a close community of people with a relaxed playstyle that don’t take the game too seriously. There are regular fun events and minigames that everyone can participate in.

tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000

I’m looking for people aged 15-19 to play Minecraft Bedrock Kingdom Rulers

Adventure, aged, bedrock, bedrock edition, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java edition, Kingdom, marketplace, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, people, Play, Realms, Redstone, rulers, smp, Social, Survival, Trading

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Market Realm
Number of Players	7 (Need 10 to start)
Start Date	Today or Tomorrow

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message andarbk4013 on Discord for more information.
What is the main focus of the server?	To create a market system where players can buy and sell goods from each other.
When will the realm officially start?	The realm is expected to start today or tomorrow.
Is there a minimum number of players required to start the realm?	Yes, we need 10 players to start the realm.

EuroCraft: Anglosphere Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	278	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the Anglosphere server. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The players were amazed by the endless possibilities on this server – from building giant castles to riding dragons through the sky.

But that’s not all! On Anglosphere, you can battle evil mobs with weapons made of rainbow-colored diamonds, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So come join us on Anglosphere > europe, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft universe? Let’s craft and laugh together, one block at a time!

MomSpyCam Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server had a legendary battle between a player and a horde of angry llamas. The player thought they could outsmart the llamas with their diamond sword, but little did they know, the llamas had a secret weapon – llama spit! It was a sticky situation, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly zombies, and even a talking cow named Bessie. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have regular events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience all the craziness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to no good.