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MarryCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, consequences, destiny, emotional baggage, fate, first love, life choices, Life decisions, long-term relationships, Love at first sight, Marriage, marriage vows, MarryCraft, Minecraft, partner compatibility, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual experiences, soulmates, true love

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5028	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	261	Dragon Eggs Found:	7425
Ores Mined:	8544	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where marrying the first person you sleep with is the only way to survive! Imagine a world where your fate is sealed by your first Minecraft sleepover partner – will it be a creeper or a pig? Join us for the ultimate love or death experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and quests that will test your survival skills and your relationships. From building a house together to battling mobs side by side, you and your Minecraft spouse will conquer it all!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up living happily ever after with a blocky bride or groom!

PixelatedNudesMC

ai generated, Court, crime, criminal charges, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, judicial system, law enforcement, Legal, Minors, naked images, online safety, PixelatedNudesMC, privacy, punishment, schoolchildren, sentences, social media, spain, Technology, teenagers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	220
Villages Defended:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

lol imagine being sent to prison for drawing naked pics of urself with crayons. that’s basically what happened to these 15 kids in spain. but don’t worry, our minecraft server is a safe space for all ur creative (and clothed) builds. join us and avoid the wrath of the ai overlords. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the fbi. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and build ur wildest dreams (as long as they’re not naked).

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

#EIP, 485502140, action RPG, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, FromSoftware, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, previous, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests and battle fearsome creatures.

But wait, there’s more! With our latest patch, you can now ride on the backs of giant eagles and soar through the skies like a true warrior. Our character planners will help you create the perfect build to dominate your enemies, and our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our group password is “erg” because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s conquer the lands between together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

CraftyLove, cultural expectations, DATING, Expectations, Fallacy, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, improve, long-term commitment, Minecraft, misconceptions, personal growth, relationship, romantic relationships, self development, self improvement, Server, social conditioning, societal beliefs, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Tired of being told you need to “improve yourself for XX years” just to get a girlfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is build a pixelated castle and boom – instant girlfriend! That’s right, our server is so magical that even your virtual relationships will flourish. Join now and say goodbye to the “improve yourself” nonsense!

SisNeedsBabysitMCServer

alternative arrangements, babysitting duty, Burnout, chaotic gremlins, constant supervision, daycare schedule, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, high strung, manual labor, no other options, refusing, risk sanity, SAHM, SisNeedsBabysitMCServer, sister’s kids, summer camp, tasmanian devils, varied schedule, working parents

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of babysitting your sister’s chaotic gremlins while trying to survive in the real world of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding diamonds!

On our server, you can unleash your inner Tasmanian devil without any consequences. No need for constant adult supervision here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, we have a daycare for all your virtual baby needs, so you can focus on mining and crafting without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs sanity when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? It’s time to dig, build, and conquer – all without a single chaotic gremlin in sight. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Broke2Rich Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, Broke2Rich, budget meals, budget-friendly meals, cheap eats, cheap food, comfort cuisine, comfort eats, comfort food, culinary delights, delicious dishes, economical dining, favorite foods, frugal dining, go-to snacks, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive cuisine, low cost meals, Minecraft, Server, tasty treats

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	717336	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you a Minecraft player who loves eating cheap, greasy food like it’s your job? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only currency is leftover pizza crusts and ramen noodles. Build your empire out of empty chip bags and soda cans, and battle other players with your trusty hot sauce sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where players can mine for golden nuggets that grant them unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical Cheeseburger Canyon, where the rivers flow with melted cheese and the trees are made of bacon.

So come on down to our server and feast like a king on the most ridiculous food items you can imagine. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you have a never-ending supply of dollar store snacks? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

BlockyBonerzCraft

BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, BlockyBonerzCraft, fetish, Freaky, horny, Kinky, Naughty, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	7668	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join us on [Server Name] where things get a little… spicy. Our players have been known to build some pretty interesting structures when they’re feeling a certain type of way. From giant phallic towers to pixelated love nests, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all! We also have regular “H#rny Hour” events where players are encouraged to let their freak flags fly and get as creative as they want. Trust us, you’ve never seen redstone used in such… innovative ways before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little more risqué, a little more wild, and a whole lot more fun, come join us on [Server Name]. Just be sure to keep it PG-13 in the chat, okay?

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cyber warfare, Deception, DisinfoCraft, disinformation campaigns, Espionage, Ethics, foreign intelligence agency, government tactics, influence operations, information warfare, Leaks.., Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, morality, political interference, Propaganda, russia, security threats, Server, state-sponsored disinformation, West

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Potions Brewed:	94	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can do WHATEVER u want, no rules, no morals, just chaos and fun, just like russia’s foreign intelligence agency but in minecraft form. join us and be a part of the most epic disinformation campaign in the west, spread fake news, cause chaos, and just be a total troll. who needs ethics when u can have this much fun? join now and let’s take over the minecraft world with our crazy schemes and wild adventures. no rules, no limits, just pure mayhem. come join us, comrade, and let’s show the world how to really play minecraft.

LuckO’TheIrishMC

attempted suicide, charges dropped, DUBAI, Irish woman, justice system, Legal System, LuckOTheIrishMC, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, return to normal life, stigma, Suicide prevention, Tori Towey

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	843228	Rainbows Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the drama like tori towie in dubai! we promise no attempted suicide charges here, just good times and blocky adventures! build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)! join us and return to normal life, just like tori towie, but without all the legal trouble! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

GalacticIceUofM

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, listen up gamers, dis server is outta dis world, literally! we got dis super cool planet dat’s like a super-Earth ice or water world, like wut?! it’s in da habitable zone and could have an atmosphere and even a liquid water ocean, like whoa dude. come join us on dis intergalactic adventure and explore dis new planet, build epic bases, and maybe even discover alien life forms (or just chill with some friendly creepers). so, like, why wait? join now and be a part of dis outta dis world experience! it’s gonna be lit, fam. 🌌👽🚀 #minecraft #outerspace #alienlife #supercoolplanet