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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

ASKED, assumption, doubt, funny, humor, humorous guess, Improbable, lol, prediction, question.., sarcasm, speculation, uncertainty, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely outcome, unlikely question, unlikely scenario, unlikely situation, wild guess, Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Votes:	7302

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Obsidian Addicts United

addicts, BIZARRE, compulsion, Curiosity, fascination, Fixation, habits, Mystery, Obsession, obsidian, odd, peculiar, people, perplexing, perplexing behavior, Psychology, puzzling, Quirk, strange behavior, Understanding, Unexplainable, United, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	90

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Votes:	5370	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	4382	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	2168
Potions Brewed:	121	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	7370	Ores Mined:	2495
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

116.202.238.156

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

Adult-only, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Event Server, Feline, Fine, forcefield, HACKING, Lgbt, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, Purrfect, PvP, quality of life, season 1, Server Rules, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border, World Edit, x-ray

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3891	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!