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AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	158
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Crops Grown:	6739	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	173	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4468	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	105	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crops Grown:	7540
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3063
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2821
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Enchantments Applied:	276
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!