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E-Celeb Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1460	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for Part 2 of csm, where you can witness the hilarity of your favorite e-celebs turning into absolute lol cows! Watch as they build ridiculous structures, get into epic battles with mobs, and maybe even break out into spontaneous dance parties. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this server! So come on, join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

GF Quest Minecraft Server

benefits of having a girlfriend, building a future together, Companionship, Emotional support, fulfillment, girlfriend advantages, girlfriend appreciation., girlfriend benefits, girlfriend perks, girlfriend qualities, Happiness, Intimacy, long term relationship, Love and affection, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, Quest, Reasons to get a girlfriend, relationship benefits, Server, sharing experiences, support system

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us.

Join us for a chance to ride on a pig while wearing a tutu, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But the real reason you should join our server? Well, let’s just say that owning a girl here comes with some…interesting perks. Aside from having an ass to fill every morning (yes, you read that right), you’ll also get a personal chef who cooks only the finest virtual food and a bodyguard who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some virtual earplugs.

NyooCraft Minecraft Server

Accept, bully, Dope, emotionally manipulates, Fight, Forgive, good boi, Minecraft, no repercussions, NyooCraft, Oh nyooooooo, retarded, revolting, sad, Server, Shimazaki, Show, SUICIDE, VALUES, VIEWER

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where the bullies get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server where the mean girl who made your life a living nightmare is now the one crying in the corner! 😂👊 But wait, there’s more! You have to forgive her immediately with no repercussions, because we believe in second chances… or do we? 🤔🤪 And don’t even get us started on the emotionally manipulative values of some TV shows… except for that one dope Shimazaki fight, that was lit! 🔥📺 Join our server now for a wild ride of forgiveness, revenge, and Minecraft madness! 🤣🎮 #CrazyMinecraftServer #BullyRevenge #ForgiveAndForgetButAlsoGetRevenge 😜🎮

Heart Attack: The Minecraft Server No One Can Escape!! [Java 1.20.2 Edition]

1.20.2, Active, Adventure, Attack, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Edition, Escape, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Heart, java, Medieval, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Does the server ever reset?	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
Are there pay-to-win paid perks?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks.
What are some features of the server?	Resource worlds (resets monthly), Live map, Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech, Pet system, Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy, Land Claiming, mcMMO, Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc, Marriage plugin, /wild (random teleport) command, Leaderboards with a wide range of categories.
What are some technical details of the server?	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia, Uses Purpur, Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, Difficulty = Hard, Main world is 90,000 * 90,000, No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like.
Where can I find more information?	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net, Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net, Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules, IP: play.hearthcraft.net, Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

BlockyBuddy’s Minecraft Server

#earworm, BlockyBuddys, catchy tune, danceable beat, Entertainment, J-pop, jani-kun, Japanese culture, japanese music, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music charts, music genre, music production, music sensation, music video, Owari da, pop culture, popular song, repetitive lyrics, Server, trending song, viral hit

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player named Jani-kun who stumbled upon our server. Little did he know, he was about to embark on the most hilarious adventure of his life. From building a rollercoaster that launched players into outer space to battling giant chickens in epic boss fights, Jani-kun never had a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Owari da, a mystical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right. Dance-offs. And if you can out-dance Owari da, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Owari da, jani-kun!

Weasel Hive Minecraft Server

Actor, changing definitions, definitions, games, Hear, hive, Interest, law, legal systems, Minecraft, Playing, Rule of Law, Self, self-interest, Server, Suit, unscrupulous, unscrupulous actor, weasel, weasels, Word, word games, Yak

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with legal systems full of weasels? Join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content! No more worrying about rule of law, just pure unadulterated creativity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who have a knack for building epic structures with their hooves. So come join us and escape the tyranny of legal systems, because who needs rules when you have llamas?

Hardcore Bulgaria

Bukkit, bulgaria, Coins, crate keys, custom warps, Daily Rewards, Events, Fun, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, king of the hill, Kits, Koth, PvP, Ranks, Site, Spigot, Survival, Survivalpvp, Vote

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

The only Hardcore Survival PvP server of its kind in Bulgaria, we are very happy to be able to share with you our progress and where we have come.

I hope you like the server when you log in.

There are many varieties such as – custom Warps, Kits, Ranks, Coins, Crate Keys, Koth(King of the hill), Daily rewards and many more things that you can see by logging into the server!

I hope you have a great time, and don’t forget to vote for our winner and win some cool prizes! – /vote inside the server!

45.138.48.102:25918

Total Chaos SMP, modded, but forget the whitelist

Adventure, alex’s caves, cataclysm, Chaos, Chat, Community, Create, creativity, Discord, Economy, expand, forget, Horizons, innovation, Iron’s spells, Journey, late game, Modded, New faces, power spikes, quality of life, smp, tailored, TOTAL, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3263
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Complexity SMP Server Overview:

Server Age	3 months old
Features	Exploration-centered modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration

Extensive FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Complexity SMP?	It is a Minecraft server with a modpack focused on exploration and quality of life improvements.
How old is the server?	Complexity SMP is 3 months old.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many more are included.
How can I join the server?	You can join by first joining the Discord server and following the instructions there.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, Complexity SMP has a tight-knit and active community of players.

CelCraft Minecraft Server

CelCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than /cel/ Kelly Cee edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of chickens and cows could fly. It was a wild and wacky adventure that they never wanted to end! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join /cel/ Kelly Cee edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LeesCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – >baitable Lees! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant floating donut in the sky. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon!

4. The villagers on our server have formed their own mafia and will trade rare items for emeralds…or else.

5. Our staff team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their deadly claws and ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join >baitable Lees today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where the only factions are Macaroni and Cheese, and the PvP is cheesier than your mom’s jokes!

atmosphere, Brewery, chaotic, Cheese, cheesier, Community, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, jokes, MACARONI, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, moms, music disk, Plugins, PvP, rp, semi anarchy, Shop, Sit, Skills, SMPs, Survival, Towns, trinkets

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish factions/smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!, a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we’ve have it all, honestly I’m terrible at writing so if you would try our place out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a standard survival server with factions/smps, pvp, a nice atmosphere, and a small yet friendly community.
Are there any towns on the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns on the server.
What can players buy at the spawn shop?	Players can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, a starter kit, experimental skills, and more complex items sold by player-owned shops.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community-requested plugins like faster minecarts, a brewery, an rp sit feature, and other random plugins.