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Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

FridaysWithNoHubbyTV

aita, BEDROOM, Contention, Friday Nights, FridaysWithNoHubbyTV, hard work, husband, Laundry, relationship, relegated to the basement, rupaul’s drag race, small house, social media, spoilers, Storage, taking over the living room, tv show, unfinished basement, unreasonable, working out

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Falling into the Void:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being banished to the basement just to watch your favorite show while your husband sulks upstairs? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and build your own fabulous drag race runway, complete with glitter, glam, and all the drama you can handle.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also create your own workout area to get those muscles pumping, a laundry room to keep your clothes clean, and endless storage space for all your Minecraft treasures. And if your husband dares to complain, just build him a cozy bedroom where he can sulk in peace while you slay the runway.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner drag queen shine! Who knows, maybe RuPaul himself will make a guest appearance and crown you the ultimate Minecraft queen. It’s time to sashay away from the drama and into a world of creativity and fun.

MediaVanished Minecraft SMP

alternative activities, Communication, connectivity, digital age, digital dependency., Digital Detox, Disappearance, information sharing, internet, MediaVanished, Minecraft, networking, offline interactions, online presence, Overnight, real life connections, smp, Social Impact, Social Interaction, social media, societal changes, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3263	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Farms Harvested:	981	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG guys, if all social media just poofed outta existence, I would totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine a world where you can’t scroll through Insta or TikTok, but you can build a giant chicken farm with your friends in Minecraft! And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So like, forget about Snapchat and Twitter, come join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! #MinecraftSMP4Life 🐔🎉💎🍪

MorallyCrafted

changing beliefs, cultural shift, ethical dilemmas, Ethical principles, Ethics, moral ambiguity, moral compass, moral decay, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral relativism, moral standards., Moral values, morality, MorallyCrafted, societal evolution, societal norms, society, VALUES

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3346
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest philosophical questions while playing Minecraft? Then come join our server where we throw all moral dilemmas out the window and just focus on having a good time!

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the confines of society’s moral constraints and just let loose. Want to steal your friend’s diamonds? Go for it! Want to prank your fellow players with elaborate traps? We encourage it!

Join us and be part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Who needs a clear understanding of good and bad when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Mite Evolution: The Meselson Effect

Chromosome copies, effect, Evolution, Long-term persistence, Meselson, Meselson effect, millions of years, Mite, mites, Oribatid mites, sex

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got mites that have survived for millions of years WITHOUT SEX. like, what even?? these mites be evolving like crazy, with their two chromosome copies doing some freaky independent evolution shiz. it’s like the mites are on some next level stuff, thanks to the ‘Meselson effect’.

if you wanna see some insane evolution in action, come join us on the server. who needs sex when you got mites defying all odds and surviving for millions of years? it’s like a soap opera, but with mites. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and witness the mite evolution extravaganza!

Solarion SMP

armor stands, Casino, Community, Discord, Economy, Event, games, Grief Protection, Mature, Nether, player heads, Plots, Portal, Redstone, shopping, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

About Season 5
Season 5 started at midnight 1/10/25. We had 45 players for launch, ranging from 25-40 players currently. This season has a naturally formed a couple of factions, but we have a lot of solo-basers as well. Lively voice chats, people always chatting, active community. We have a diamond economy/player-ran/plot-based shopping district and a games district nearby. If you’re into cool redstone games or casinos, come check out our gaming district, where players can add whatever games they want! We have a community center with mailboxes and a starter area upstairs, and an Event sign-up area! Join us for our newest event, build battle for our nether portal at shopping district!
18+ Community
Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or a newcomer looking for a multiplayer adventure, we welcome you to join our community! Server is hosted from AZ, US but we have players from all around the globe!
Datapacks
There are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server, but we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads – Players always drop their head when killed by another player. Mobs have a chance of dropping their heads when killed by a player. Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. Simple VoiceChat – Optional but Encouraged! Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other. Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands & make item frames invisible! PlayerSleep – Only 10% of online players needs to sleep to skip the night. We offer a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of the world in your web browser.

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To request to join our server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules & put effort into your application so we can get to know you better! In the event that your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

https://discord.gg/solarion

ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Authenticity, depth of character, emotional depth, facade, false-self, identity crisis, inner turmoil, Insecurity, introspection, lack of authenticity, Land, performative, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Shallow, ShallowCraft, Superficiality, true self

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321

Join our Minecraft server and escape the existential crisis of your shallow and performative life!

Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!

Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!

Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Neighborly Crafters 1.21.4

1.21.4, Crafters, list, long tail, Manga, Neighborly, starts.., tags, Title, tonari

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like when the manga title starts with ‘tonari…’ – you know it’s gonna be epic and full of surprises!

Dude, on this server, you’ll be living next to some crazy builds that will blow your mind! It’s like stepping into a whole new world of creativity and madness.

And let me tell you, the community here is lit AF! You’ll be making friends left and right, bonding over your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ‘tonari…’ magic for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Block World Odyssey 1.21.4

#venting, 1.21.4, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, b.., BLOCK, cyberbullying, Digital culture, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, imageboard, internet, memes, Negativity, odyssey, Online Community, online interaction, social media, SUCKS, Today, toxic behavior, trolling, world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, forget about /b/, come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the most daring players can find.

Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of meme magic, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

Plus, our custom mini-games will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about whatever nonsense is happening on /b/ right now.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some chaos together!

StrangeSMPObservations

Abnormal, anomaly, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Curious, excepțional, eXtraordinary, Observation, ODDITY, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Phenomenon, quirky, rare, strange, StrangeSMPObservations, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	4976
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a crazy circus of chaos and fun! Like, one time I saw a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies. Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they only play dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveSleepers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	131	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action happens – in the bedroom! That’s right, on our server, colleagues are constantly sleeping together in the most scandalous ways possible. From secret rendezvous in the mines to steamy encounters in the Nether, you never know what kind of workplace romance you’ll stumble upon next. So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, come join us and see where the night takes you!