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Crafty AF

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	444625
Potions Brewed:	80	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	64	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	821	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7328	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dimension Hops:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Votes:	832	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪