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Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Zombie Dances:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	New Chunks Explored:	213178

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mines Excavated:	2263	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2300
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	103
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	267
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	543

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!