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Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	356	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9799	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crops Grown:	6848
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	716	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Animals Bred:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting