LOEUF Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6471
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	6836
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7082
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4971
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3858	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	182

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	3228	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	3975	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

#earworm, 1.20.1, Claims, crystal, Custom, custom worlds, Customenchants, DarkSouls Type Battles, discord voice, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, Dynmap, Enchants, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Inventory Protect, java, Magic, Minecraft, Opened, Random Teleports, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, Vanilla Mobs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	202	New Chunks Explored:	132759

Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.