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Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Animals Bred:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

advice, blissful, Clingy, Drugs, follow, Girlfriend, Girlfriends, hot, Life, mad, mind-bending, Minecraft, mood swinger, moody, overemotional, relationships, Robots, Server, sex, single, stressed, WORSE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Buildings Constructed:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

character birthdays, console editions, Developer Interview, Exclusive content, FANART, fanfiction, Fangames, general, greentext, Guide, KEL, merchandise, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, omog, OMORI, Physical Edition, Projects, RPG Maker MV, smp, steam edition, Thread Template, Walkthrough, whiteboard

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, Boa Hancock, Character development, Emotional Conflicts, FANTASY, HEARTBREAK, Joining Crew, love, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate Empress, relationships, romance, Server, SHONEN, Straw Hat Pirates, strong female characters, unrequited love

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

alpha version, anticipation, Beta Testing, debut, Development, Dropping, early access, EXCITEMENT, Hyped, innovation, Launch, Minecraft, Net, new features, progress, Release, smp, sneak peek, sneed, Sneednet, software, Technology, Updates, user feedback

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

Columbia, Columbia Missouri, Community, controversy, cyberbullying, digital footprint, gossip, Identity, internet fame, local news, Minecraft, online harassment, online shaming, privacy invasion, public humiliation, recognize, scandal, Server, slut shaming, Sluts, small town drama, social media, viral post

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	944	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

Cool, Factions, FireMine, Friends, Grief, grief server, GRIEFED.., Griefers, Griefing, Griefing allowed, griefing allowed server, griefing experience, griefing rules, griefing server, Hardcore, minecraft server, multiplayer, PvP, Survival, survival server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Potions Brewed:	117
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

american culture, boiling water, boiling water quickly, convenience, heating water, hot beverages, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen hacks, kitchen shortcuts, microwave, Minecraft, myths about tea, Server, tea, tea brewing methods, tea culture, tea drinking habits, tea making, tea preparation, tea rituals, tea time, tea traditions, Time

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Depravity, eicon search, F-List, F-List community, Feedback, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, gossip, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, Partners, pastebin, profile image search, Profiles, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	4212	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!