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BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

Accountability, banana, banana industry, bananacraft, chiquita, civil case, corporate responsibility, court ruling, criminal activity, ethical business practices, funding, Guilty, human rights violation, international law, justice system, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal action, Liability, mobs, multinational corporation, paramilitaries, US court

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

BlockBusterPornHubCraft

adult content, advertisements, advertising strategies, BlockBusterPornHubCraft, brand partnerships, controversial marketing, controversial sponsorships, Digital Media, explicit content, games, gaming industry, Marketing, media ethics, monetization, online content, porn video, promotional videos, sponsored content, sponsored videos, sponsors, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Votes:	2549	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

GalacticGals vs AstroBros

AstroBros, GalacticGals

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Farms Harvested:	349	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyTomodachiMC Server

boss interruption, CH125, CraftyTomodachiMC, doctor deal, friends reaction, Server, spoiler, tomodachi game, yuichi

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Animals Bred:	22
New Chunks Explored:	794783	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog

cali, CaliCraft, California, Community, Competition, Contest, discussion, fingers crossed, forum, good luck, hopeful, positive vibes, post, recognition, recognize, Server, social media, success, Support, Thread, ThreadRecog, Victory, Wins

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	2909	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.

So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Enchantments Applied:	281
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

FearToFun Minecraft Server

conquering fears, embracing change, facing fears, fear of commitment, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearToFun, Minecraft, overcoming fears, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new experiences, trying new things

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Farms Harvested:	163	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	7719	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!