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BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	3584	Star Shards Collected:	128
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension Hops:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Repro Coercion Craft

abusive behaviors, abusive partners, abusive relationships, Australian women, coercion, coercion tactics, controlling behavior, controlling partners, Craft, domestic violence, gender inequality, gender-based violence, intimate partner violence, partner abuse, repro, reproductive abuse, reproductive autonomy, reproductive coercion, reproductive control, reproductive freedom, reproductive health, reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	5195	Mines Excavated:	4762
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!