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Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
New Chunks Explored:	71019	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Star Shards Collected:	71
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

Dharma, do not redeem, funny, gift card, HMM, House, humor, long trail tag, Minecraft, Pack, please, Potato, praise, prank, radscorpions, REDEEM, Redemption, Saar, Send, Server, Tag, threat, Warning, yes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, MineCraic, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchantments Applied:	160	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8669
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg-steam, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, gamedev, handbrake, helpful links, How to WebM, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obsproject, Previous thread, Pros, Resources, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crops Grown:	8587	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of creativity, adventure, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!