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Holobros Minecraft Server: Time to Mine!

achieving goals, brotherhood, brotherly love, determination, encouragement, family bond, holobros, inner strength, inspirational messages, It’s time, Minecraft, motivational quotes, personal growth, positive vibes, positivity, self improvement, Self Motivation, Server, success mindset, Support, Time, time for change, Time management, time to shine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ores Mined:	4783
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Pig. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, right?

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, LAUGHING, lol, loud, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Fantasies, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, TOWN, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?

Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	354489
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.