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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5425 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 10000 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 61 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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