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Pixelated Punks: Short & Spiky Server

Alluring, bold, CONFIDENT, Dangerous, Daring, deadly combination, Edgy, eyeglasses, femme fatale, Huge Tits, Irresistible, Mysterious, Optional, pixelated, Provocative, Punks, seductive, Server, Sexy, short, short black hair, Spiky, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate combination of short black hair, huge tits, and optional eyeglasses! Why is this combination so deadly, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that players who possess this deadly combination have the power to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. These chickens are not your average farm animals, oh no. They are armed to the beak with diamond swords and are ready to protect their master at all costs. So, if you want to dominate the Minecraft world with your killer style and killer chickens, join our server now!

GlarniaCraft

Adventure, building, city, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, MODERN, PvP, Quest, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	161

Glarniacraft is your gateway to the world of Minecraft adventures! Our server offers an amazing experience for all players. Here is some key information:

IP address server: glarniacraft.com About the server: Glarniacraft is a home minecraft server that provides diverse game modes, beautiful worlds and exciting adventures. Whether you are an experienced miner, builder or adventurer, our community will welcome you warmly. Join us and explore fantastic worlds, fight monsters, build your houses and shops, and socialize with other players. Welcome to Glarniacraft! .

play.glarnia-craft.info

Minecrafty McMineface: Genshin Edition

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, character demo, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Edition, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, guides, Kaedehara Kazuha, Lullaby, Maps, McMineFace, minecrafty, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, Sleep in Peace, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than the Nether itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track built by a redstone genius.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining with us. Legend has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like manna from heaven. Not only that, but our mobs are so friendly that they’ll give you a high-five instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Broadcast, brooke shultz, brooke shultz wins, Community, CONTENT, Entertainment, Followers, Livestream, ONLINE, Periscope, periscope wins, queen brooke, queen brooke wins, Request, Sess, Share, social media, streaming, Video, Wins

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2287

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Plus, rumor has it that Queen Brooke herself makes appearances on our server, ready to slay any challengers with her epic skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world filled with mystery, danger, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the elusive wins of Queen Brooke from Periscope!

Endertales

activities, Bedrock Players, Bosses, Community, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom built campsites, custom crafting, Custom Loot, Custom world, Dungeons, Economy, gameplay features, java players, leveling up skills, MCMMO, MMO style, Npcs, Progression System, PvE, Quests, rewarding gameplay experience, RPG style., Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Endertales is a RPG style PVE survival server with Quests, Bosses, Dungeons, Custom Crafting, and More!

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Our server is built for a community to enjoy with MMO style gameplay features like leveling up skills and more! [Crossplay]

Both Java and Bedrock players can join and help battle against our bosses inside dungeons so you can invite your friends for the entire journey! [Custom Crafting]

Our custom crafting system adds a much better progression system for a longer and more rewarding gameplay experience! [Custom World & Loot]

The entire world is generated with new terrain and structures along with custom built campsites, dungeons, and more that are filled with custom loot! [Quests]

Our quest system provides a new and fun way to experience a world filled with npcs providing more activities to do making the world feel more alive!

endertales.com

TSGaming Vanilla

Casual, Community, Cores, Fun, Gaming, internet connection, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raid, RAM, rules, Server, Storage, Survival, TSGaming, Vanilla, virtual machine, Wilderness, xeon

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

This is just a casual vanilla+ server. It has no spawn, no stupid holographs forcing you do do random stuff. Just accept the rules and walk into the wilderness. Thanks for checking it out 🙂

We’re currently running a virtual machine with current specs: 12 Cores(Xeon) 16gb VirtualRAM (56GB installed) 5tb Storage (RAID) 1GB/s Internet Connection

tsgamingcommunity.co.uk:25566

ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Are Creeper Cute!

attraction, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, controversial, creeper, curves, cute, fetish, love handles, personal preference, physical appearance, plus size, Preferences, Psychology, self-acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo, weight gain, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	102	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you have a unique taste for chunky pixels!

Join us and experience the thrill of watching your blocky character gain weight as they mine for diamonds and battle mobs. Who needs a slim and trim avatar when you can have a thicc and juicy one instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Weight Gain Potion, rumored to make your character balloon up to massive proportions. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around like a Minecraft Michelin Man!

So come on down to our server and embrace your love for chunky characters. Who needs a serious problem when you can have a seriously hilarious time instead?

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, artists, bands, Brit, british music, Brits, choons, Edition, Entertainment, Listen, Minecraft, Music, music lovers, ONLINE, playlist, songs, streaming, Tunes, uk, Video, watch, Wild

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	3268
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for the “Get the choons on edition” where we blast the hottest tunes while you mine and craft your way to victory. Need some inspiration while building? Just crank up the volume and let the music guide your creativity!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dance party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden disco ball room where you can boogie down with mobs and villagers alike.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to rock out in style! Who knew Minecraft could be this lit?

Astros League Network

LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Astros League Network

Features: ● Lifesteal gameplay: Every battle is a chance to regain your strength! ● Numerous events to keep the excitement flowing. ● Extensive shop to equip yourself for victory. ● Heart shop for quick boosts. ● AFK area for relaxation between battles. ● Adrenaline-pumping PvP encounters. ● Compete for dominance in King of the Hill battles.

Join our vibrant community on Discord: https://discord.gg/mXG7FBc9uG Connect to the server at: astro.join-mc.net

AstrosRealm.join-mc.net:25680

ash of soul

Ash Of Soul, ctWk4jXWNX, Discord, Friendly, Kit PvP, long lasting friendships, Minecraft, mini training area, PvE, PvP, Survival, Workshop, Zombie Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	109
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Ash Of Soul traditional survival Kit pvp,workshop,mini training area Zombie survival Our aim isn’t a grand scheme to create a large server just a friendly place to play some minecraft and hopefully build long lasting friendships Discord invite code: ctWk4jXWNX

ashofsouls.com