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Nothing But Trees SMP: A Vanilla Minecraft Server for Grown-Ups Only!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Oakington Minecraft Server Overview

Number of Members	~80 members
Established	2019 (5 years)
Server Type	Private survival multiplayer server
Season	7th season starting on 1.20
Features	Gameplay enhancing datapacks, crafting tweaks, Voice Chat Mod
Player Diversity	Players from across all continents

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	Must be over 16 years old Be communicative and talk with others Own a legitimate copy of Minecraft: Java Edition
How can I join the Oakington Minecraft Server?	Visit the Discord Application server at https://discord.gg/Jv3GdK9WvJ

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

caste system, Colonialism, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Elite, EliteCraft, england, ethnicity, Globalization, Hierarchy, imperialism, India, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Privilege, proletarians, Race, Racial segregation, Server, social class, social stratification, wealth gap

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Come join our server, where the differences are as clear as the difference between India and England! We’ve got players from all walks of life, creating a melting pot of chaos and hilarity. Explore a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. See you on the server, mate!

HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	294
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

TwinSisSlumber Minecraft Server

anxiety, attitude, Bed.., Bonding, comfort, Comments.., cousins, Cuddling, Defense, family, Harmless, Minecraft, overreacting, reaction, Server, sharing, Siblings, Situation, Support, Twins, TwinSisSlumber, vacation, weirded out

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as sharing a bed with your twin sisters on vacation? Look no further! Our server is all about family bonding and cuddle sessions while watching anime together.

Join us for a unique experience where you can build epic structures with your siblings and defend them against creepers and zombies. Just like how you defended your sisters from your cousin’s weird comments back home.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sleeping in the same bed with your sisters is weird. Embrace the love and support that comes with it, just like the love and support you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a wholesome and heartwarming Minecraft adventure. And remember, family cuddles are always welcome here!

HospitalHopperCraft

ambulance, Assistance, Communication, Community, compromise, emergency, hospital A, hospital B, hospital choice, HospitalHopperCraft, INCONVENIENCE, medical care, Neighbour, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, support worker, Time management, Transportation, work

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	1464
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like choosing between hospital A and hospital B in a life or death situation (just kidding, it’s just a game).

We offer crazy scenarios like helping pregnant villagers get to the hospital of their choice, whether it’s a 4-minute detour or a 30-minute one. And don’t worry, there’s no real consequences for your decisions here, unlike in real life.

So come join us and experience the chaos of trying to balance your own needs with the needs of others in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero of the day or just end up causing more drama like in this story. The choice is yours, so hop on and let the fun begin!

BlockBenderz: MindFlickz

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	541
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Votes:	9463	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com plot? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mindfuck movie of the Minecraft world! Join us if you want your brain to be twisted like a pretzel and your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just going to build a quaint little house and mine some diamonds. But oh no, that’s not how things work here. Suddenly, their house was upside down, the diamonds turned into emeralds, and the chickens started speaking in Shakespearean English. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck movie of a Minecraft server, come join us! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your reality will be shattered, your expectations will be twisted, and your mind will be thoroughly fucked. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

VandalVoyageMC

CANCELLED, crime, criminal investigation, Damage, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, France, France news, hunt, Infrastructure, investigation, public transportation, Railway, railway network, Trains, Transportation, transportation system, travel, Vandalism, vandals, VandalVoyageMC

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	473967	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Crops Grown:	4475	Players Killed by Monsters:	2703
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but then ur like, oh no, the trains in france are cancelled cuz some vandals are on the loose? well, good thing u can join our minecraft server instead! no vandals here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! plus, u can pretend u are in france but without the train drama. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! choo choo!

CasketCraft – RIP & Build!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Potions Brewed:	159	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9546	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where caskets are made for u. but dont worry, its not for ur funeral. its cuz u will be slayin’ those mobs left and right like a boss. u will be so legendary that they will be making caskets just to honor ur greatness. join now and show the world u are the ultimate minecraft warrior. plus, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds. yep, u heard that right. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and start your epic journey to casket glory!

FortniteFriendz: Expand Your Network!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2893	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

YO, IF U WANNA EXPAND UR FRIEND CIRCLE LIKE A NORWEGIAN STUDY SAYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER! WE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN U CAN COUNT, ALL READY TO BUILD AND BATTLE WITH U!

ALSO, IF U GOT DISABILITIES, FEAR NOT! MINECRAFT IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! ACCORDING TO SOME STUDY, PLAYIN’ DIS GAME CAN MAKE UR LIFE BETTER! SO COME ON IN AND LET’S MAKE SOME MAGIC HAPPEN!

JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME AND EVERYONE CAN HAVE A BLAST!

Mine pvp

Adventure, building, Chat, Competition, Creative, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, MCMMO, multiplayer, online server, open world, public server, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crops Grown:	3442
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9173	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

suevival and lifesteal any chat and publick server / 24/7 online server . Play and fun in this server . siuuuu

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