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Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	5732	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3524	Crops Grown:	3126
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Buildings Constructed:	17
Votes:	9574	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Star Shards Collected:	61
New Chunks Explored:	50070	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Animals Bred:	42	Star Shards Collected:	287
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Animals Bred:	92	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!