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The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Votes:	8537
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!

BingeCraft: Netflix Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Netflix, Netflix binge watching TV shows Streaming Entertainment Recommendations Series Television Drama Comedy Thriller Mystery Sci-fi Fantasy Action Romance Suspense Adventure Crime Reality TV Documentaries

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7667
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2224

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than binge watching your favorite Netflix show? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate crossover episode between Minecraft and your wildest dreams. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be saying goodbye to Netflix and hello to the most thrilling adventure of your life!

EvacuateCraft Minecraft Server

city, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, EvacuateCraft, evacuation, Gains, Government, Humanitarian Aid, International, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Refugees, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of war-torn ukraine by building ur own virtual city! we got creeper explosions that are way more intense than russian advances, and u can team up with ur friends to take down the evil ender dragon just like ukraine is fighting against russia! plus, our admins are like ukrainian soldiers, always ready to protect u from griefers and hackers. so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

PardonTheFarmers420

agriculture, Cannabis, cannabis industry, criminal justice reform, drug policy, economic development, Economy, Farmers, government intervention., HUMAN RIGHTS, King, Legal amnesty, legalization, morocco, North Africa, Pardons, PardonTheFarmers420, Royal pardon, rural communities, Small-scale farmers, social justice

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Crops Grown:	3292
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where Morocco’s King has pardoned over 4,800 cannabis farmers and now they’re all building epic weed farms in Minecraft!

Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!

QuadVisionCraft

Ability, Clarity, Distance, distant, excepțional, eXtraordinary, EyeSight, far-reaching, Incredible, long distance, long tail vision, Perception, Powerful, quadrillion miles, QuadVisionCraft, remarkable, Sight, Superhuman, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, vision

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	275	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly, you can see like, everything. your vision is so OP that you can spot a block from, like, a quadrillion miles away. you can see those sneaky creepers trying to ruin your day before they even know what hit them. join this server and become the ultimate spy, the ultimate sniper, the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER. ain’t no block gonna hide from you, no sir. come join us and see the world in a whole new way. it’s like playing on peaceful mode, but without all the boring stuff. come see for yourself, if you dare.