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CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

play.corsairemc.com

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

mc.narod.team

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6377	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”