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Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Farms Harvested:	427
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

NoHellAllowedCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Votes:	9038
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Potions Brewed:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7152	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, Community, community project, Dimensions, Discord, Drool, elemental control, Exploring, Flight, Goats, GoatZone, Included, laser vision, learning, Modded, Modern city, Mods, new things, Players, Powers, rule, Server, smp, special powers, Super, super speed, super strength, Unique abilities, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspiration, Crafting, craving, desire, dream, Fun, Goal, Int, International, just want one thing, longing, Minecraft, Need, Objective, one thing, Pursuit, Request, seeking, Server, Want, wish, yearning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Divine Spears Created:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

all over bros, Bitcoin, bros, Craig Wright, cryptocurrency, Deception, Digital Currency, EXPOSED, Fake, fraud, fun while it lasted, hoax, identity revealed, Impostor, internet drama, jig, Minecraft, online controversy, scam, smp, the jig is up, truth revealed, Uncovered, unmasked

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9870
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!