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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4860 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!