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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6582 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8385 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3701 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
