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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5538 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 200 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7946 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2364 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.
also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
