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MineCraftPeenEnvy
join our epic minecraft server where everyone has a MASSIVE PENIS. no more lies from porn, we all got that big D energy here. imagine towering over everyone with your giant schlong, dominating the server with your sheer size. every woman will be begging for your pixelated peen, it’s a fact. come join us and show off your massive member, because size does matter in this world of blocks and creepers. let’s build together, one block at a time, with our giant manhood leading the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and show off your epic package. -
Who needs a real job when you can make bank in Mineconomy SMP PVE!
Mineconomy Server Overview
Server Version 1.20-1.20.4 Server IP play.mineconomy.net Are you looking for a brand new unreleased server with both amazing cosmetics, and unique plugins to further create a customized experience? Then Mineconomy is the server for you! Releasing between 1-2PM EST 7/4/24 this server features customized fishing, pets, furniture cosmetics, custom enchants, custom textured tools, and lots more. Whether you’re coming to be on top of the leaderboard or simply to hang out with a great friendly community, we welcome you to Mineconomy!
Discord: https://discord.gg/KFaYNaFRMx
FAQs
Question Answer When is the server releasing? The server is releasing between 1-2PM EST on 7/4/24. What unique features does the server offer? The server offers customized fishing, pets, furniture cosmetics, custom enchants, custom textured tools, and more. What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running version 1.20-1.20.4 of Minecraft. -
Cody’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old wrestling drama? Come join our Minecraft server where you can leave AEW for the WWE in the most epic virtual showdown ever! And if that’s not enough, you can do a 1-hour shoot interview on a podcast with the best Jacksonville Jaguars player of all time – who has their own room in the stadium to watch NFL games (thanks to Tony’s genius idea)! Who knows, you might even catch someone taking a piss on Tony’s grave…virtually, of course. Join now for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity! -
PepperPupPocalypse
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee no pesky neighbor’s dogs will ruin your garden!Join us and build your own virtual garden without the fear of any spicy cayenne pepper-eating dogs ruining it. Our interconnected yards are separated by virtual trees and bushes, so you can rest easy knowing your crops are safe from any canine intruders.
Don’t be like the neighbor in the story above, who got into a heated argument over a dog eating cayenne peppers. Join our server and avoid all the drama – unless you’re into that sort of thing, then feel free to start some virtual arguments with your fellow players!
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. The choice is yours, but either way, you’ll have a blast in our virtual world!
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ZombieCraft: The Beginning
Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a horde of zombies start attacking your village. But wait, these zombies aren’t your average brainless undead creatures. No, these zombies are actually former players who got banned from our server for trying to steal everyone’s diamonds! Join our server and experience the most epic zombie apocalypse you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Will you survive and protect your precious loot, or will you become one of the banished zombies seeking revenge? Only one way to find out – join our server now! -
Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno how russia was all big and stuff? well, not anymore, they dropped from the top ten largest economies worldwide. like, whoopsie daisy, guess they forgot to pay their bills or something. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can be part of something way bigger than russia. like, we have dragons and unicorns and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, we have a taco tuesday every day, cuz why not? so come join us and leave russia in the dust, literally. -
KyivPatriotCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we down russian missiles like it’s no big deal! our ukrainian air force is so badass, they’ve been taking out all those pesky kinzhal missiles with ease ever since we got our hands on those sweet patriot systems. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! join now and be a part of the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the virtual world. who needs real wars when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s show those russians who’s boss!