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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8003 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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