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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9757 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1413 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 266 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!