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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4720 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
