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TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8595
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8280	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9309	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Love Letters Sent:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	701
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!