DickMan’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations and insecurities by roleplaying as a pathetic little dick man who just can’t catch a break. Embrace your inner masochist and let the insults fly as you degrade yourself and beg for attention. Who needs a white girl when you can have a whole community of players calling you a fucking faggot?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special VIP package where you can exclusively receive cock-related perks and privileges. Because let’s face it, you only deserve the best when it comes to cock.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself having the time of your life in the most absurd Minecraft server out there.

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	2940
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	1903
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Blocky Bennu: Life Building Server

amino acids, asteroid analysis, Astrobiology, astrochemistry, Bennu, Bennu asteroid, blocky, building, building blocks of life, carbon-based compounds, celestial bodies, cosmic dust, cosmic origins, extraterrestrial life, Life, microbial life, NASA, organic chemistry, organic molecules, planetary science, research findings, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, space exploration

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

so, like, this server is out of this world, man. like, literally. we got the bennu asteroid up in here, and scientists say it’s got all the building blocks of life. like, who needs earth when you can join our server and create your own universe, amirite? come join us and see what kind of crazy life forms you can create with the bennu asteroid. it’s gonna be outta this world, man. like, literally.

Vanillaex server minecraft

Bed wars, Bedware, Discord, Dungeon, Equipment, Kingdom, Lobby, Minecraft, OneBlock, pumping, RPG, RPG components, rules, Server, Simplevoice voice chat, Skills, skins system, Structures, Telegram, Vanilla, Vanillaex, weapons, white sheet

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Vanillaex server offers two servers to choose from Vanilla and RPG.On all servers, support for Simplevoice voice chat

Lobby is a lobby with two Oneblock and Bedware minimum and portals on the serverVanilla is a server with minimal changes in gameplay, entrance to the White sheet, to get to the Whiter, you need to familiarize yourself with the rules and the application in the discord or telegram (links are in the server lobby)

RPG is a server with various RPGs components of such as pumping, skills. Of the gameplay additions, the skins system for 2000+ variations of equipment and weapons, work, creation and development of its own kingdom, dungeon, structures, online map and so on. (So far, you can play the test mode)

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The Last Joust of Chivalry

alliances, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, Medieval, modded server, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, Siege Engines, Tenosia

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	9026	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information of the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is factions combat and expansion.
Are there any additional modes on the server?	Yes, players can also enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for sparring.
Is there a Modpack available for the server?	Yes, there is a realism-focused Modpack available for players.
How can I join the community?	You can join our community by clicking on the provided Discord link.

Lily Pad Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, amphibian, animal, CAMOUFLAGE, Croak, croaking, ecosystem, environmental conservation, Frog, frogpost, Green.., Hop, Kingdom, LEAP, Lily, Nature, PAD, pond, post, ribbit, slimy, webbed feet, Wetlands, wildlife

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join dis epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise and flex on all them other players with your mad building skills!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.

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