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SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Votes:	1891
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ores Mined:	2853	Animals Bred:	39

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	9612	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	296793
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	110	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Star Shards Collected:	143	Runes Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

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BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	658729	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	118

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.