Floating Submarine Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Book Club, book discussion, Chapter 7, confusion, Enigma, Floating, floating submarine, Literary Analysis, literary critique, Minecraft, Mystery, peculiar, perplexing, plot twist, smp, speculative fiction, strange occurrences, submarine, surreal, unanswered questions, unexpected, unexplained phenomena, WTF

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

SuperiorCraft: Where even the pixels look down on you

achiever, ambitious, Arrogant, boastful, bottoming, bragger, competitive, CONFIDENT, Dominant, Joker, pixels, privileged, self-assured, self-centered, smug, Successful, superior, superior life, SuperiorCraft, Top, winner

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring servers? Well, look no further because this server is where the real winners play!

Join us and become part of a community where everyone is a winner, especially me. I mean, I’m basically living the dream life and you can too by joining this server. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the greatness that is this server.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing. Join now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on this server. See you there, losers!

Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right

alcohol, club, Cultural differences, double standards, Fight, fondling, Friendship Dynamics, Gender Roles, harmful behaviors, heteronormativity, Homophobia, Kissing, male bonding, male friendship, Masculinity, party culture, peer pressure, Snowball, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, White, white majority countries

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3710	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!

SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

Action Game, AGES, Anime, Censorship, complaining, controversial, Fan Service, fear, Female Characters, feminist criticism, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Japanese culture, mature content, Niche, ninja girls, Normalfags, Otaku, Senran Kagura, SenranCraft, Sexualization, Tread, video games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5256	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

Asia, beauty standards, Caucasians, Conquer, Crafty, Cultural differences, DATING, Exoticism, fetishization, foreign women, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Masculinity, Media portrayal, pickup culture, race relations, self-esteem issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, travel, ugly chicks, western influence, White guys

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Votes:	5427
Dimension Hops:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Farms Harvested:	300	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	402
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	9981	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	80
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

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