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WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5077
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	4062
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Votes:	4920

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!