LISA: The General – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
fangame guide, Fangames, general, joy, Joyful, Lisa, LISA: The General, ltg, main website, Minecraft, PAINFUL, post-apocalyptic, post-Flash world, rpg maker, smp, Steam page, The first, The White Flash, tq, Wiki
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.
Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

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RugpullMaster500 – Minecraft SMP
addiction, AMA, Biz, Cheap, crypto users, FTM, funny, GigaChad, Gray, Intelligent, laughs, liquidity, meme, Minecraft, perma-bagholders, PINK, profit, Quick, RugpullMaster500, rugpulls, smp, solana, wojaks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rugpulls and hilarious antics.
Imagine pulling off over 500 rugpulls in Minecraft, each one giving you a crazy amount of profit! The first rugpull was on a rare resource, and from that moment on, I was hooked. I couldn’t stop laughing as I turned all those players into perma-bagholders with just a few clicks. I felt like a gray gigachad while they were all pink wojaks. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever done in Minecraft.
But don’t worry, I eventually stopped because it just wasn’t as funny after the 500th time. However, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience the thrill of rugpulling in a safe and fun environment. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next rugpulling master on our server!
So come on, join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have outrageous rugpulls and insane stories to tell? See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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SecretHomeMC Server
Boundaries, buying a home, caregiving, closing on a house, couch hopping, ex abuse, family dynamics, Fiance, Friends, future planning, guilt tripping, housework, keeping it a secret, owning a home, personal space, SecretHomeMC, selling a home, Server, starting a new life, working long hours
Are you tired of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of catering to someone else’s needs? Do you dream of a world where you can build your own empire without someone constantly breathing down your neck? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the 450+lb invalid aunt who refuses to lift a finger!
On our server, you can build your dream home without someone constantly asking you to grab them things as you walk by. No more restrictions on who you can invite over or what you can do in your own space. And best of all, no guilt-tripping expert crying aunt to make you feel bad about wanting to live your own life.
Join now and start your journey to freedom and independence! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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PromQueenDramaGoneWild
Apologize.., Bigots, Campaigning, downhill, family, high school, nomination, peaked.., popular kids, prom queen, PromQueenDramaGoneWild, rigged vote, sister, sports, state championships, UNFAIR, Upset, volleyball team, Whining
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crown a new prom queen every day! That’s right, forget about sports teams and popularity contests, on our server, everyone gets a chance to wear the crown and rule the dance floor.
Join us and experience the thrill of being prom royalty without all the drama. No rigged votes here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs a state championship when you can be the queen of the block?
And if you’re feeling down about not winning prom queen in real life, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe space for all dreamers and believers, where you can let your imagination run wild and be whoever you want to be.
So come on over and join us, because on our server, every day is a prom night to remember. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft king or queen and dance the night away in pixelated bliss. Let’s make some memories that even Cheryl would envy!

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PityPals Minecraft SMP
compassion, Compassionate, compassionate souls, Empathetic, Empathy, feeling sorry, Minecraft, pitiable, Pitiful, PITY, PityPals, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Sadness, secretly feeling sorry, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, sympathetic, Sympathy, Understanding, Unfortunate
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

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AnticCraft: Epic Minecraft Shenanigans
amusing capers, amusing pranks, AnticCraft, Antics, comedic adventures, comical escapades, enjoyable hijinks, entertaining stunts, entertaining tomfoolery, Epic, fun memories, Funny Moments, greatest antics, hilarious antics, humorous incidents, jovial tricks, lighthearted shenanigans, memorable experiences., Minecraft, mischievous acts, playful behavior, playful mischief, Shenanigans, silly antics
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.
So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?

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New Server IP
DetentionBreak Minecraft Server
activism, arrest, BREAK IN, civil disobedience, Conflict, demonstration, Detention Facility, DetentionBreak, idf, IDF facility raid, law enforcement, military personnel, Military Police, military protest, Minecraft, political activism, protest movement, Protesters, security breach, Server, soldier detention, soldiers, unauthorized entry
come join this epic minecraft server where u can break into detention facilities and arrest soldiers in the name of protest!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane raids that will make u feel like a real rebel! join now and show the military police who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of minecraft madness!

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McCraftyMenu – Serving up laughs and blocks!
blocks, business strategy, Competition, consumer behavior, cost analysis, customer satisfaction, economic downturn, fast food, financial performance, laughs, market research, market trends, McCraftyMenu, McDonalds, menu prices, pandemic impact, price adjustments, Prices, pricing strategy, Restaurant (Industry), rethink, revenue decline, sales fall, serving
u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where everything is made out of burgers and fries? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got golden arches everywhere and u can even build ur own mcnugget castle!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground play area where u can battle the evil chicken nugget boss and win a lifetime supply of fries! and if u get hungry while playing, just order from our in-game mcdonald’s delivery service.
so come join us on this epic adventure of fast food and fun! who needs diamonds when u have big macs?

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FeatheredHairCraft
animal byproducts, animal hair, animal products, animal-friendly bedding, bedding choices, bedding materials, bedding options, bedding preferences, bird bedding, bird feathers, down feathers, eco-friendly bedding, ethical bedding, FeatheredHairCraft, feathers, hair, human bedding, Human Hair, natural bedding, natural materials, sustainable bedding
lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crib and make it as cozy as a bird’s nest! we got feathers flying everywhere and hair from all da birds chillin in da server. u can even make a bed outta feathers and hair if u want, who needs wool anyway?
we got crazy stories like how one time a player built a giant birdhouse and all da chickens in da server moved in and started a chicken rave party. u gotta see it to believe it!
so if u wanna experience da wildest and most feather-filled minecraft server out there, join us now and let’s get this bird party started! squawk squawk!

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New Server IP
ElectronCoilCraft
Analysis, CHARGE, chiral patterns, electron microscopy, electron waves, ElectronCoilCraft, innovation, left-handed coils, Mass, Materials, molecules, nanotechnology, Physicists, Quantum Mechanics, research, right-handed coils, Science, study, Technology, wave of electrons
So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where the physicists have like, imprinted chiral patterns onto electrons or whatever. Like, they made left-handed and right-handed coils of mass and charge, which sounds totally crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better. These coils could help you analyze molecules and materials in the game, like some next level stuff. So, if you wanna be a Minecraft scientist and explore the wacky world of electron microscopy, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and discoveries await you in this electron-filled universe!

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New Server IP
CraftTopia SMP
2024.., Active, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, CraftTopia, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, Server, smp, Survival, Survival Games
Tired of all the 2024 servers? Do you want something classic like the old days? CraftTopia is here to help you, this server is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer), this server was designed with the aim of bringing minecraft back to a classic version like in the good old days.
193.84.64.31:25585

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