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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9953 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Our server is so casual, you can show up whenever you want without worrying about being fired from your job like that poor cook at the county fair. And don’t worry about checking dates, because we don’t even have a calendar in Minecraft! Plus, our only planning involves crafting the perfect diamond sword to slay some creepers.
So ditch the drama and join our server for a stress-free, slap-in-the-face-free good time. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with wedding invite drama.