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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5687 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2882 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.