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Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	198	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	505802	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	150	Players Killed by Monsters:	1189

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	2348

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2797
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!