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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4855 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!
come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.
plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.
so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
