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PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

authoritarian threat, authoritarianism, Censorship, Challenges, Corruption, CraftyDemocracy, Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy protection, freedom, Global, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, India politics, International, Nations, Political, Protect Democracy, threat assessment, US group

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female gamers, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, survival mode, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

career burnout, career dissatisfaction, career fulfillment, career longevity, daily grind, don’t want to go to work, feeling overwhelmed, job dissatisfaction, job dread, job frustration, lack of motivation, long term career, Minecraft, NoWorkToday, Server, work, work dread, work exhaustion, work stress, work struggles, Work Woes, work-life balance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

Asshole, Benefits, boundary line, cost, demand letter, dog, Drama, drip system, electric collar, false boundary, Fence, Lawyer, maintenance, Minecraft, neighbors, property dispute, property line, Removal, seedlings, Server, survey, TreeBeGone, Trees

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

#security clearance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, dependency, drug use, guest etiquette, house rules, illegal substances, Marijuana, NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay, offensive, out of state guest, parenting, Preference, recreational drug use, smoking weed, toddlers, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vaping, young children

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crops Grown:	8718
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

aesthetic vs taste, culinary disappointment, culinary letdown, deceptive, DISAPPOINTING, flavor deception, flavor letdown, food aesthetics, food appearance, food fails, food presentation, Minecraft, misleading appearance, Server, taste buds tricked, taste deception, taste disappointment, taste perception, TasteBudTerror, unappetizing, unpalatable, visual appeal, visually appealing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2255	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBonerBay

awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2257	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

MoscowCraft: Banned Times

banned, Censorship, foreign policy, freedom of press, international relations, Journalism, Media, media ban, Moscow, Moscow Times, MoscowCraft, News, organization, Outlaws, Politics, press freedom, russia, russia news, Russian government, Russian media, Russian politics, Times, undesirable

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	90
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!