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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3079 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 388867 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!