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Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	89
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9489
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Items Found:	4367	Towns Built:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	234	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Animals Bred:	181
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	4340	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	118	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	5603	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5118

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magic Items Found:	1736
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!