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CraftyComms Minecraft Server

building relationships, Career Growth, Communication, communication skills, Confidence, CraftyComms, fear, First Job, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, networking, overcoming challenges, overcoming fear, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, professional development, public speaking, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, social anxiety, Social Skills, Workplace

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in the real world? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm in no time, thanks to our wacky community of players who will make you feel right at home.

Our server is like a magical potion that cures all social anxiety – just ask Timmy, who went from mumbling to his shoes at work to confidently leading team meetings, all thanks to the power of Minecraft! So come on down and join us for some virtual fun and real-life confidence boosting. Who knew pixelated blocks could be so life-changing?

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated memories, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, CartoonCraftLand, cartoons, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids tv shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3088	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	8178
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine that show as a Minecraft server! This server is like a crazy mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, but with a twist – the characters are all Minecraft mobs! Picture Spongebob Squarepants riding a creeper like a trusty steed or Pikachu battling it out with a zombie horde.

But that’s not all, folks! Join this server and you’ll get to embark on epic quests to save Princess Peach from the clutches of a gang of evil Endermen, or team up with Scooby Doo and the gang to solve mysteries in haunted mineshafts. And let’s not forget the best part – every player gets their very own talking pet slime that tells dad jokes all day long.

So why waste time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest cartoon fantasies in this wacky, zany world? Join now and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Israel, Jewish settlements, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, resolution, SECURITY, Server, SettleCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Strengthen, Territory, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Buildings Constructed:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!

CraftyCommiesWarCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesWarCraft, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military support, NATO chief, Pay, Peacekeeping, propping up, putin, sanctions, superpower rivalry, War, world affairs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230
Royal Courts Attended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

art censorship, art controversy, art critique, art history, art interpretation, art symbolism, artistic expression, Artistic techniques, artistic vision, CarvingCraft, classical art, controversial artwork, creative process, detailed carving, GenitalCraft, historical figure, human anatomy, Italian artist, male genitals, michelangelo, Renaissance art, sculpture

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	62
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	712
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩‍👧‍👦

join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Abnormal, bewildering, BIZARRE, blocktopia, confusion, Minecraft, mysterious occurrences, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Server, shitposts, strange, strange events, strange occurrences, strange situations, Surprise, unexpected, unexplained events, UNUSUAL, weird, weird happenings

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1257
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts performing a synchronized dance routine. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party in your honor, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive porky treasure?

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AbyssCraft Minecraft Server

abyssal creatures, AbyssCraft, Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, danger, dark fantasy, dark secrets, deep dive, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, healthier lifestyle, made in abyss, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, mysterious artifacts, mysterious world, Server, Survival, thrilling journey, underground world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few hidden treasure chests (or not, we’re not promising anything).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks, organizing epic pig races, and even hosting virtual bake-offs (yes, you read that right).

Forget about your real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you can survive longer than a chicken in a room full of wolves (spoiler alert: probably not).

DiamondDynasty Minecraft Server

attachment, deceased husband, DiamondDynasty, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Grief, heirloom, jewelry, love, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, moving on, Necklace, new relationship, Proposal, Remembrance, sentimental, Server, sister-in-law, Support, Wedding Rings, Widow

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as my necklace made from my late husband’s and my wedding rings? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds! Just like my necklace holds precious memories, our server holds endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

Forget about giving away your sentimental items like my former SIL wanted my necklace. On our server, we embrace all the memories, both old and new. Plus, our community is as supportive as my fiancé, who understands the importance of honoring the past while moving forward.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as special as my necklace, join us now and let’s create new memories together! And don’t worry about your English – we’re all about having fun, no matter what language you speak (even if it’s just Minecraft lingo)!

Savings4Skins: AITA Edition

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Daily Life, Edition, expensive, financial responsibility, Gifts, Job, MONEY, motorcycle repair, Priorities, relationships, Respect, savings, Savings4Skins, Support, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5328
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block counts! Just like F34, who knows the importance of saving up for that major motorcycle repair, you’ll need to strategize and prioritize your resources wisely to survive in this virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, all while dodging surprise gifts from your boyfriend (Not his real Minecraft username, of course). Will you be able to return the expensive watch he bought with your hard-earned diamonds, or will you let him keep it and face the consequences of your in-game bank account?

With crazy adventures around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Join now and show us if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships and virtual finances. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the value of friendship, trust, and, most importantly, diamonds.