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Erin’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Bitchin, Character, death, deku, demise, erin, Erins, Fight, like a bitch, Manga, Minecraft, next, Protagonist, Revenge, series, Server, SHONEN, showdown, tragic, unexpected, went out, yuji itadori

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	New Chunks Explored:	46902
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of going out like a BTCH in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, even Erin and Deku went out like BTCHES! But don’t worry, you can join us and show them how it’s really done. Rumor has it that Yuji Itadori is next to join our server, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on that epic showdown. So come on over and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy Minecraft world!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	2780
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2832
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	4780	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.